Chickendove's

All liberal's are Chickendove's unless they themselves are:

• In Africa fighting the War on Aids. Also, it would be better if they themselves had Aids.
• Living on the street or a flop house to fight the War on Poverty
• Never using a motor vehicle, boat, or plan, in fighting the War on High Gas Prices.
• Living in Palestine, to fight their War Against Israel
• Working in a completely pollution free building, to fight the War for the Environment. Giving up hairspray is not optional.
• Never wearing makeup or any cosmetics, to fight the War Against Animal Testing.

So, put your money where your mouths are, Libs, or prove yourself Chickendoves!