August 28, 2005

Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Rejected New Attractions At Universal Orlando

10. The "Green Eggs And Hannibal" Snack Bar

9. New Rollercoaster: Spinning Tiger -- Hurling Dragon

8. Poon Lagoon

7. Strom Thurmonator 3-D

6. The Jurrassic Pork Cafeteria

5. How The Grinch Stole Stuff Out Of Your Hotel Room While You Were In The Park

4. A Day In The Park With Barney Frank.

3. Men In Black Thongs

2. The Cat In The Hat Meets The Chick In The Tube Top

And the Number One Rejected New Universal Ride...

Titty Twister

The Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women

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And the number one thing that men understand about women

<crickets>

Yeah, yeah, I had some real good historical info on hurricanes, comparing Katrina to them, and, forgot to hit the "post" button. Oops.

Posted by William Teach at August 28, 2005 04:48 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Just missed the Top 10:

11. Neverland Pole Dance Stage Show

12. Cindy's Kitty Cave (couldn't get there from Crawford, TX in time to be chosen)

13. Michael Moore's Gut Luge

Posted by: Jeff H at August 28, 2005 07:10 PM

You makin' fun of Strom? As a South Carolinian, I should care deeply...

Posted by: Nettie at August 31, 2005 10:24 PM

Na, I'm in the South, too. We 'uns RULE!

Posted by: William Teach at September 1, 2005 07:37 AM
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