July 20, 2005

HAYYY!!!!

HAAAYYY!!! YALL'S!!

HAHAHAHA I STOLED THE KEY'S TOO MISS JODEY'S BLOGG!!!! AND LOOKY I PUTTIN THIS IN CELLEBRITY'S CATAGOREY CUZ IM A CELLEBRITY!!!

ME--BEULAH MAE!!!!! CUZ ITS WENSDAY AND ITS MY DAY FER BLOGIN YALLS!!! SO HAY MISS BETH AN MISS JANETTE CAINT THANK OF NUTHIN TOO SAY AND MISS JODEY AINT GOT NO COMPUTOR HAHAHAHA I AINT NO Y BUTT I THANK ITS FUNNEY CUZ I STOLED THE KEY'S AND IM GOONNA RITE HEAR!!!

OPPPS i fergot 2 tern off the cap's lock!!! LOLL!!! ne wayz i wuz wachin tv las nite an thair wuz this comercial fer some diet crap propolene er sum thang and this skankey gurl wuz showin this is wat 5 POUNDS OF FAT look's like!!! it wuz all most as nastey as her HAIR!!! OMG some won git her to a buety parlor!!!!!! HEAR's her hair stile butt this aint her i aint gott a pitcher of her butt this is jes like it:

x-cept its the same coler as her dang face so it look's all horibull!!!! BOARING!!!! it drive's me crazey ever time i see hur!!!

She need's hair like MINE LIKE THIS!!!

COARSE that aint how i ware my hair alla time its my speshel ocasion hair butt that gurls on TV so its a speshel ocasion!!!!

newayz u wuz prolly sayin SO WHAT butt that hair has bin bugin me an i jes hadda git that offa my chess yall's no what im sayin!!!

an speakin of hair MISS BETH tole me that Mister BUSH dun picked a nu guy fer some lawman thang an hes gonna work with a buncha old peeps an have u seen this ole lady!!!!

OH MY LAWDY LAWD!!!! I NEED 2 GIT 2 WORK ON THIS WUN!!!!! SUM BUDDY NEED'S 2 SAVE HER FROM THE HOMELY DEVUL!! jes cuz shes 95 year's old dont mean she caint be purty!!! I got's 2 go now and git 2 work on HER! so ill see yall's lator!!!

LOVE
BEULAH MAE!!!!!!!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXO!!!!!!

PS I GOT SOME O MY FREIND'S U KIN READ TO YALL!!!

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July 09, 2005

Now on to the important stuff...

I am sure all my readers, like myself, are waiting anxiously to find out if Britney Spears is carrying twins or not. Oh someone please confirm the rumor soon! I just don't think I'll be able to go on until I know the truth.

:::rolls eyes:::

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