August 25, 2005

Damn Commie Hurricane

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Yup, Hurricane Katrina is looking to put her commie stamp on Florida, starting with south Florida. From what my sources say, she is after those rabid right wingers, Jody and Janette, Florida Cracker, and other notorious right wing zealots.

Right now, via the Weather Channel: Katrina freshly upgraded to a hurricane is currently centered about 25 miles east-northeast of Fort Lauderdale, Florida with maximum sustained winds at 75 mph. It is moving slowly to the west at about 6 mph.

After that, Comrade Katrina may well take a shot at other Right Wing Nuts, such as basil and Back Country Conservative. A swing a bit to the west might let her come see Miss Beth.
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See! It's a vast Left Wing Conspiracy!!!!

Friday Update: looks like Katrina might be affecting Beth more then expected by Monday. Sorry, Beth.

PS: If your name is Katrina and you are reading this, it's a joke. Comrade ;)

Posted by William Teach at August 25, 2005 05:08 PM | TrackBack

You have it all wrong, Teach. Katrina isn't a commie, she's headed right toward Democrat alley... ;)

I'm wayyyy north of that...should I get some bottled water and a few canned foods just in case?

(Oh and BTW-- I took your post, you took my Katrina post -- I was soooo going to mention it, so we're even...k? :P)

Posted by: Jody at August 25, 2005 05:17 PM

Na, you should be ok. Literary(?) license :)

Posted by: William Teach at August 25, 2005 08:22 PM

Hey, did Jody give editorial approval for the use of profanity in the title?

I thought perhaps the hurricane was just another attempt by the Gore 2000 team to see if they could rustle up a few more ballots...

Posted by: Jeff H at August 25, 2005 10:27 PM

The Left would like that. I saw alot of posts at the DU last year when all the hurricanes were hitting Florida claiming that it was "God's revenge" for Bush's election. Wish I could say I was making it up. Can't.

Posted by: William Teach at August 26, 2005 07:40 AM

They just never quit, do they?

Posted by: Nettie at August 26, 2005 11:55 PM

Beth is going to be mad at me for jinxing her.

Posted by: William Teach at August 27, 2005 02:22 PM
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