Wooooo, party!!!!!

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

Old joke, Teach--the original had Slick Willie, Frumpy Hilly and Clandestine Chelsea on the plane. And C threw SW and FH both off the plane.

Now, who's got the key to Jody's desk? Bet there's some blackmailable stuff in there...

Wait a minute ... are we allowed to trash the place whilst guest blogging??

(This might be my chance!)
/TJ

Ooooh, she has a name? Do we all get one?

Nope. No trashing the place allowed. Only bad jokes.

Nettie ~ She has a mind of her own. She seems to be wandering in and out of people's blogs at will. Feel free to invite her over to your place, if you have bamboo she's sure to show up.

The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.
The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown up word."

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Sh*t."

I can't trash the place ... aw, bummer.

Oh well, guest blogging should still be fun!
/TJ

::knock, knock::

Anybody home over here? I heard there was a party.

Anybody?

::shuffles off::

Hey, you can't just party like it's 1999. You have to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to partayyy....

:-)

I swear, Jody, wasn't me who broke that lamp. I think I saw some moonbats hanging around.

Yes, that is my tequila bottle. Why?

Ya know, that came out as rude, so, I apologize.

What part was rude: the moonbats, the lamp, the tequila bottle? Or questioning Jody?

The moonbats. I had the "post a comment" window open for hours with that comment, had to go out and do some stuff, so, I had no idea that Gun Toting Liberal had commented. Bad timing, GTL is a good person, looks like I am attacking him.

sigh...i heart you guys...still coming around even though i'm being a slacker...
I don't even mind about the lamp (much). :)

She says she doesn't mind about the lamp. Just wait until she sees the "gift" Blogapathy left behind the couch.

Well, Jody should have provided a scooper and a baggy.

The coffee table was me, though. Broke it when I slipped in the mess.

Hey, coffee tables are replaceable. Right Jody? Right?

The carpeting sure needs replacing. Icky!

:: knock, knock ::

Anybody here?

Crap, I always miss the good stuff...