July 16, 2005

This Is Blogapathy . . . She's Making Her Rounds Through The Blogosphere

[Yes, this is what happens when you ask me to blogsit. I have a case of blogger block, okay? At least I didn't thow a party and trash the place.]

Posted by Janette Stripling at July 16, 2005 04:40 PM | TrackBack

Wooooo, party!!!!!

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

Posted by: William Teach at July 16, 2005 07:49 PM

Old joke, Teach--the original had Slick Willie, Frumpy Hilly and Clandestine Chelsea on the plane. And C threw SW and FH both off the plane.

Now, who's got the key to Jody's desk? Bet there's some blackmailable stuff in there...

Posted by: Jeff H at July 16, 2005 10:34 PM

Wait a minute ... are we allowed to trash the place whilst guest blogging??

(This might be my chance!)

Posted by: TJ at July 16, 2005 11:34 PM

Ooooh, she has a name? Do we all get one?

Posted by: Nettie at July 17, 2005 01:53 AM

Nope. No trashing the place allowed. Only bad jokes.

Nettie ~ She has a mind of her own. She seems to be wandering in and out of people's blogs at will. Feel free to invite her over to your place, if you have bamboo she's sure to show up.

Posted by: Janette at July 17, 2005 12:18 PM

The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.
The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown up word."

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Sh*t."

Posted by: William Teach at July 17, 2005 03:58 PM

I can't trash the place ... aw, bummer.

Oh well, guest blogging should still be fun!

Posted by: TJ at July 17, 2005 04:52 PM

::knock, knock::

Anybody home over here? I heard there was a party.


::shuffles off::

Posted by: Jeff H at July 18, 2005 11:35 PM

Hey, you can't just party like it's 1999. You have to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to partayyy....


Posted by: Gun-Toting Liberal at July 19, 2005 02:08 PM

I swear, Jody, wasn't me who broke that lamp. I think I saw some moonbats hanging around.

Yes, that is my tequila bottle. Why?

Posted by: William Teach at July 19, 2005 04:51 PM

Ya know, that came out as rude, so, I apologize.

Posted by: William Teach at July 19, 2005 05:32 PM

What part was rude: the moonbats, the lamp, the tequila bottle? Or questioning Jody?

Posted by: Jeff H at July 19, 2005 10:22 PM

The moonbats. I had the "post a comment" window open for hours with that comment, had to go out and do some stuff, so, I had no idea that Gun Toting Liberal had commented. Bad timing, GTL is a good person, looks like I am attacking him.

Posted by: William Teach at July 20, 2005 07:38 AM

sigh...i heart you guys...still coming around even though i'm being a slacker...
I don't even mind about the lamp (much). :)

Posted by: Jody at July 20, 2005 09:54 AM

She says she doesn't mind about the lamp. Just wait until she sees the "gift" Blogapathy left behind the couch.

Posted by: Janette at July 20, 2005 01:20 PM

Well, Jody should have provided a scooper and a baggy.

The coffee table was me, though. Broke it when I slipped in the mess.

Posted by: William Teach at July 20, 2005 02:35 PM

Hey, coffee tables are replaceable. Right Jody? Right?

Posted by: Nettie at July 20, 2005 10:35 PM

The carpeting sure needs replacing. Icky!

Posted by: William Teach at July 21, 2005 10:33 AM

:: knock, knock ::

Anybody here?

Crap, I always miss the good stuff...

Posted by: Jeff H at July 23, 2005 11:49 AM
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