August 28, 2005

Be Careful of that Special Gift, Ladies

protect her privates

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ROTFLOL. Some people have too much time on their hands.

Posted by William Teach at August 28, 2005 12:23 PM | TrackBack

Of course, when she leaves them in the back of the cab, they won't do you much good...

Posted by: Jeff H at August 28, 2005 07:08 PM
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